Tempe, Arizona - 28 April - In an unfortunate turn of events just a few hours ago, Brewsletter Tim, the alter ego of long time employee and "should have double checked his facts" editor of the wildly popular Four Peaks weekly email, blew it.  Lost in his fervent desire to hype the new "Guest Beer" now on tap at the Four Peaks Tempe location, he mistakenly referred to Stone Brewing Company's Barley Wine as "Old Dominion" instead of "Old Guardian".  Twice.

Totally red-faced and shame filled for accidentally calling the delicious elixir by the name of the college basketball team that had repeatedly screwed him over in his March Madness Bracket, Mr. Neuman was at a loss for words.  Upon discovering the mistake mere minutes after sending out "the world's greatest virtual newsletter" he was overheard saying, "Well, that's gonna get back to me."  As of this writing, disciplinary action has not been taken, but the repeated jibes and never ending harassment by co workers and peers is believed to be more than enough retribution for this clearly criminal act. 

Known for such frivolous content like the "Dr. Seuss" and "C.B. Radio" issues, when finally given the gift of breaking real news, he didn't.  Mr. Neuman's only comment - given to a close friend who wished to remain anonymous - were, "I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins."  An obvious line steal from the movie "Elf" and yet another indication of his lack of originality and dependence on pop culture for relevance.  Telephone calls to his family and associates requesting further comment have gone unanswered.  May God have mercy on your soul.

 

 

 

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